I am a hypocrite, indeed. I tell others to resist the urge to swear in front of children, to eat healthy and to always stand up for those in need. Yet I find myself chowing down on some Kraft Dinner Mac N’ Cheese while screaming “fuck, fuck, fuck” at the tanking on American Idol instead of defending their right to expressionism. Did I mention I remind others of the ridiculousness of reality shows?
Perhaps if I had the ability to follow through on resolutions I would ‘lent’ my hypocritical ways and be one with the society in which I despise to the core.
Step #1? – Stop watching American Idol when you know Bill Mahr is on the stupid box cracking the ribs of humanity through honesty and laughter.