Hypocrite.

March 5, 2011

I am a hypocrite, indeed. I tell others to resist the urge to swear in front of children, to eat healthy and to always stand up for those in need. Yet I find myself chowing down on some Kraft Dinner Mac N’ Cheese while screaming “fuck, fuck, fuck” at the tanking on American Idol instead of defending their right to expressionism. Did I mention I remind others of the ridiculousness of reality shows?

Perhaps if I had the ability to follow through on resolutions I would ‘lent’ my hypocritical ways and be one with the society in which I despise to the core.

Step #1? – Stop watching American Idol when you know Bill Mahr is on the stupid box cracking the ribs of humanity through honesty and laughter.

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Transit Centres

March 5, 2011

Im amused by the concept of a transit centre map. I’m staring at my bf’s copy of a transit centre the size of an s.u.v. he left at home and I can’t help but laugh. Is it really that confusing?